Heller Stylistic ImitatationDetective Walter Brickton Detective Walter Brickton adjusted the light in the room, but only after adjusting the badge on his belt. Many officers appreciated the symbolism of the badge, but Brickton just thought it was hypnotically shiny. He was a man whose morals fluctuated as frequently as his slight beer belly. He was short, as was his temper, and surprisingly bald for a 31-year-old. Brickton looked intently at the man sitting behind the small interrogation table in front of him. After thinking briefly about the relevance of seaweed in modern society, Brickton began questioning the suspect. I just want you to answer one questio
Various Poems==Ode to Cheerwine==Somewhere long ago, a mantook a fistful of sunshine,condensed it down into a can,added high fructose corn syrup and created sweet Cheerwine==Suit==What are you doing in the human suit?You look like a fool in that tanned hide.Filthy with fake from face to foot.How do we know there's still someone inside?==A Limerick==I was sitting in SAT Prep.I was late because I overslept.Now, I'm not a hater,but I wish I'd been later,because I was so bored that I wept.==Entry 39==Roller skating in Paradise.The slight breeze, it feels so nice.I see Jesus in some two-by-twos.If you race him, you'll al
Petition to Ban Popped CollarsPetition to Ban "Popped Collars"We, the undersigned, hereby request that any person or persons found in public to have his or her collar "popped" will be found in violation of federal law with the minimum sentence being one (1) year in prison. If the said offender is found to be wearing "aviator" style sunglasses, he/she will be subject to a fine not lower than $1,000.00 in addition to an extended prison sentence of two (2) years. Each frappuccino that the said offender is carrying subjects him/her to an additional fine of $500.00. Let's face it, the "rich-daddy" look is SO out.Signed,John HancockJesus ChristWilliam ShatnerBilly M
A Set of Fun Haiku"Hey, hot stuff," I say.You hear me and turn around.Awkward. You're a man."You know what? That's it!I'm gonna burn this place down!"Says Smokey the Bear.We're sitting in churchWe shake hands. That's really weird,You have four fingers.We're like animals.But we're a little better:Opposable thumbs.AP ChemistryWas created by Satan,"Find the molar mass."Men have nipples. Why?If only we could make milk,Cookies would be fun.I am so busy.What can describe my workload?This awesome haiku.If life gives lemons,make a pitcher of limeade'cause it's delicious.Future perfect tensemakes everything super hard.
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