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Various Poems==Ode to Cheerwine==

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I was sitting in SAT Prep.
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Petition to Ban Popped CollarsPetition to Ban "Popped Collars"

We, the undersigned, hereby request that any person or persons found in public to have his or her collar "popped" will be found in violation of federal law with the minimum sentence being one (1) year in prison. If the said offender is found to be wearing "aviator" style sunglasses, he/she will be subject to a fine not lower than $1,000.00 in addition to an extended prison sentence of two (2) years. Each frappuccino that the said offender is carrying subjects him/her to an additional fine of $500.00. Let's face it, the "rich-daddy" look is SO out.

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A Set of Fun Haiku"Hey, hot stuff," I say.
You hear me and turn around.
Awkward. You're a man.

"You know what? That's it!
I'm gonna burn this place down!"
Says Smokey the Bear.

We're sitting in church
We shake hands. That's really weird,
You have four fingers.

We're like animals.
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AP Chemistry
Was created by Satan,
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If only we could make milk,
Cookies would be fun.

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What can describe my workload?
This awesome haiku.

If life gives lemons,
make a pitcher of limeade
'cause it's delicious.

Future perfect tense
makes everything super hard.

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~ChinaIChooseYou Feb 13, 2013

xD

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!zilla64 Oct 13, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

who is scar going to be

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~GalladeXD Mar 18, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

THE SCOUT.
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~Stuffrules2 Aug 6, 2012

LOL

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~clauuxx Apr 22, 2012

AHAHAHAHA XDD

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~Hashakgig1106 Aug 24, 2011 Hobbyist General Artist

Haha sehr geil

Heavy sieht so happy aus.

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~Hashakgig1106 Aug 24, 2011 Hobbyist General Artist

Whoops mistook you for someone else

anyway love the pic.

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~RedHeadLigeia Aug 23, 2011 Hobbyist Writer

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~Nicflava Jul 30, 2011

LMAOOOOOOOOOO.
THIS. OH MAN.

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